Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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