The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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