just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Ketchup is God's man juice
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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