just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
please don't ironically join a cult
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