I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
