idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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