So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Randomize
