As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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