I can't watch pbs sober anymore
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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