I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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