She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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