My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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