Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize