Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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