We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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