If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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