In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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