: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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