Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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