I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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