I'd wear matching sweaters with you
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We were destined to go to rehab together
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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