Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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