she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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