ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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