That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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