Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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