I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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