He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
