he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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