Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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