sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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