I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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