y did u give ur computer a hand job?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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