his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
did i walk over a car last night?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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