i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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