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(708): View more from Illinois

it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn

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(330): View more from Ohio

and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Now he's lighting his socks on fire

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(949): View more from California

Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym

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(775): View more from Nevada

The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"

(1-775): View more from Nevada

At least you got your shooes

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(310): View more from California

Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.

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(313): View more from Michigan

These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!

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