If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I just googled if crying burns calories
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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