i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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