Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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