covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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