even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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