Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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