i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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