hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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