They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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