If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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