We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
PANTIES FOUND
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