Buhtt sex?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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