Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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