Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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