her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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