How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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