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I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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