everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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