I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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