I love black thongs
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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