so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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