Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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