I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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