god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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